Dear Zhellana:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in woman's clothing and I saw you castrate the crazy monk. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that i did a sex-change. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I will always remember a new life as a clone.
In pain,
DogInTheWild
[link]Lol. Letter meme.